Seriously, I don't know how much more of this bullshit I can take. Why is it that no matter how good a Cleveland team might be, they can NEVER win ONE DAMN CHAMPIONSHIP?! It's so frustrating. I can't even put into words how pissed off I am right now. I hope the Magic get absolutely killed in the finals, because they are an absolute joke on an NBA team. Shoot some more threes, you frickin' jackasses.
I. HATE. CLEVELAND. SPORTS.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
It's 1:30 AM. Sounds like a good time for a blog.
First off, I have no interest in even speaking about the fact that Eric Mangini is a complete and total jackass. I also have no interest in speaking about the fact that the 2009 NFL Draft, at least from a Browns fans perspective, was the most pathetic thing I've witnessed in my 23 years of living on this earth. I also have no interest in diving into the topic that is the Cleveland Indians bullpen and the fact that they are the biggest joke this side of Al Davis' draft methods.
OK, I lied. After those three things, there's really nothing else to talk about. I could talk about how incredible the Cavaliers are, but they haven't even played in over a week--you know, because they swept the Piss-tons out of the Playoffs while making them look like a basketball team who plays at the same level as a 9-year old rec team at the YMCA. And since we still don't know who the Cavs are playing in the second round, there's no point in talking about the Cavs. Yet.
Sooooooo....let's talk about the geniousness of The ManKok. Yea, I said it. You know your team is a joke when your GM and Coach have been dubbed "The ManKok regime." I honestly would rather have Phil Savage swearing at our fans and telling them to "Go root for Buffalo" and Romeo Crennel standing on the sidelines oogiling the hot dog vendors than having ManKok. And I figured the odds of me ever saying that were about the same odds as the Indians bullpen pitching a scoreless inning. HA! Yea right!
Speaking of which....the Indians bullpen is pathetic. Rafael Betancourt? Joe Smith? Rafael Perez? Jensen Lewis? Vinnie Chulk? Zach Jackson? Put them ALL on waivers. Call up ANYONE from AAA or AA-ball to take their spots, because those guys absolutely blow. That's it for Tribe talk. I figured they'd be at 0-24 right now, so I guess 9-15 is good?
Last thing...the Draft. You know, why in God's name would we actually want to draft a "diva" like Michael Crabtree? I mean, after all, we could trade down, draft a center, and take another wide receiver in the 2nd round. Oh, and by the way, I've already pre-ordered my Brian Robiskie Browns jersey. Pretty eye-popping, ain't it?
Robiskie could end up being a solid NFL receiver. Michael Crabtree could end up being a MAN of an NFL receiver who puts up Fitzgerald/TO type numbers. And speaking of being a man, I leave you with this golden nugget of YouTube-ness.
OK, I lied. After those three things, there's really nothing else to talk about. I could talk about how incredible the Cavaliers are, but they haven't even played in over a week--you know, because they swept the Piss-tons out of the Playoffs while making them look like a basketball team who plays at the same level as a 9-year old rec team at the YMCA. And since we still don't know who the Cavs are playing in the second round, there's no point in talking about the Cavs. Yet.
Sooooooo....let's talk about the geniousness of The ManKok. Yea, I said it. You know your team is a joke when your GM and Coach have been dubbed "The ManKok regime." I honestly would rather have Phil Savage swearing at our fans and telling them to "Go root for Buffalo" and Romeo Crennel standing on the sidelines oogiling the hot dog vendors than having ManKok. And I figured the odds of me ever saying that were about the same odds as the Indians bullpen pitching a scoreless inning. HA! Yea right!
Speaking of which....the Indians bullpen is pathetic. Rafael Betancourt? Joe Smith? Rafael Perez? Jensen Lewis? Vinnie Chulk? Zach Jackson? Put them ALL on waivers. Call up ANYONE from AAA or AA-ball to take their spots, because those guys absolutely blow. That's it for Tribe talk. I figured they'd be at 0-24 right now, so I guess 9-15 is good?
Last thing...the Draft. You know, why in God's name would we actually want to draft a "diva" like Michael Crabtree? I mean, after all, we could trade down, draft a center, and take another wide receiver in the 2nd round. Oh, and by the way, I've already pre-ordered my Brian Robiskie Browns jersey. Pretty eye-popping, ain't it?
Robiskie could end up being a solid NFL receiver. Michael Crabtree could end up being a MAN of an NFL receiver who puts up Fitzgerald/TO type numbers. And speaking of being a man, I leave you with this golden nugget of YouTube-ness.
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