The Legendary Ken Dorsey.

After watching yet another Browns ass-whooping, handed to them this time by the Detroit Lions, it's time to admit it, Romeo. Ken Dorsey is the answer. Do you not remember what he did at The U? He dominated back in his Miami days. That alone should be reason enough to start Dorsey over Brady Quinn and Derek Anderson. Do we need to take a trip down memory lane?

He was a Heisman Trophy finalist in 2001 AND 2002. Who else has done that lately? Darren McFadden? Dorsey is a beast.

He took the Hurricanes to the 2001 and 2002 National Championships. Which, of course he won the first one, and of course he lost the second, because he played the Buckeyes. So he gets a pass on that one.

He was 38-2 as Miami's starting quarterback in his career. It's not unlikely to think he wouldn't do that again in Cleveland. In fact, he'd probably better that record as the Browns starter.

He owns Miami passing records for total offense, passing yards, passing TD's, pass completions, pass attempts, victories as a starting QB, winning percentage for a QB, 200-yard passing performances, consecutive passes without an INT, consecutive games with a TD pass, and TD passes in a game. What does that mean? Ken Dorsey is a WINNER.

Plus, I didn't even mention his last two preseason games with the Browns. Combined, in the two, in limited action, he is 22-for-33, with 234 passing yards, 1 TD, and zero INT's. He's a monster.

What more do I need to say? Ken Dorsey. The Man, The Myth, The Legend.