It's been awhile...

Damn, it's been almost a month since I was on here complaining about something. Well, I have plenty to complain about, so don't worry.

First up, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Man, this team is a J-O-K-E. If we have to play the Wizards in the first round, not only will we lose, but we'll probably get swept. This team is pathetic. Ever since that "big trade" went down, this team has been nothing short of terrible. LeBron looks like he's just going through the motions now, just waiting for the season to be over. Wally Szczerbiak is a damn clown, Ben Wallace is a bum, Joe Smith never plays, Damon Jones never gets playing time, Daniel Gibson sucks all of a sudden, Sasha Pavlovic is still garbage, Anderson Varejao is too busy flopping all over the place instead of actually playing, and Dwayne Jones shouldn't even be in the NBA. What's that leave us with? Delonte West, LeBron, and Big Z. Everyone else is crap. I find it very hard to believe that even with LeBron, this team will make it out of the first round.

Next up, the Cleveland Indians. Hey, C.C. Maybe you should have taken that big contract we offered you in the off-season. Not sure if you've noticed, but YOU SUCK. Two games pitched in, two games of getting ROCKED. And that non-existent offense? What the hell is that about?

Victor, please get healthy and come back ASAP. I can't take much more of Shoppach catching everyday. I know it's early, but we are better than a 3-3 baseball team so far.

Well, we can always count on Fausto, at least.

And Detroit? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 0-6? What happened to "the best offense Baseball has seen in almost 100 years"? I love it. Detroit still sucks.