The Greatest Cleveland Brown EVER.

Today is a day for a tribute. A tribute to the greatest player to ever put on a Cleveland Browns uniform. A tribute to the man who might, no, who does have the greatest name ever put on a football uniform. On December 6, 1984, this legend was born. I'm talking about none other than SYNDRIC STEPTOE.

Now, as you can see in the above picture, all Syndric Steptoe (#12 for all you morons out there who don't actually know about this absolute stud) does is catch touchdowns. I mean, come on. You seriously think I'm joking? Syndric was a SuperPrep All-America selection in High School. Yea. You don't make ANY All-America team unless your an absolute rawhide. His 40-time? A blazin' 4.41. And he ran that with a broken leg. No joke. He's Syndric friggin' Steptoe for God's sake.


Now, I could sit here for hours--no--days talking about the mythical Syndric Steptoe. But I refuse to do that. That wouldn't even do him justice. This will.



Yea. THAT. JUST. HAPPENED. Consider yourself lucky. You just got to re-live what is hands down the greatest touchdown catch in Cleveland Browns history of any Browns wide receiver while wearing brown pants.

Syndric Steptoe. Remember the name. Because when January of 2010 comes around, and Steptoe finishes the season with 79 catches for 1,895 yards and 19 TD's, you know damn well you'll be rockin' your Syndric Goddamn Stepteezy jersey.